HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT PARTS OF Pakistan:

Scenario-1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.
The first two get together and beat him up.
...That's Lahore

Scenario - 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
YOU'RE IN karachi :D

Scenario - 3
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.
That's Multan :D

Scenario - 4
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says,
"don't fight in front of my place, go sum where else and keep fighting".
That's Islamabad :D

Scenario- 5
Two guys r fighting.Both of thm tke tym out and call their friends on
their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You r definitely in peshawar :D B-)

[Fun] Find out What sex is your computer?

Amazed!! Lolx joke apart.. follow the following steps and find out whether your computer is male or female?
and donot forget to share with us too here;)

STEPS TO FOLLOW:

1) Open Notepad

2) Copy the following script in notepad.

CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I love YOU"

3) Goto File> Save as

4) Name it as Love.vbs and from File type select ALL FILES option and save it

5) Now run it and u will come Across the result :D

Bythe way i found Mine is male ;)

Hoepe u will found this intresting.

                        Overview of Disasters in Pakistan

Pakistan frequently suffers from earthquakes. Northern and Western part of Pakistan is particularly vulnerable to earthquakes. The Indus River is known as flood-prone area especially in July and August. It suffers from drought, cyclone, flash flood, landslide, avalanche and epidemics.

                                                      Recent Major Disasters

Earthquake (October 2005)

On 8 October 2005, an earthquake of M7.6 occurred. Due to the earthquake, 73,338 people were killed, 128,304 were injured and 500,000 were affected. This massive earthquake drove the Pakistani government for the development of disaster management.

Cyclone (May 1999)
A cyclone hit the southern part of Pakistan on 20 May 1999. 168 were killed, 597,482 were affected and 44,149 houses were destroyed in Thatta Province and Badin Province.

Flash Flood (March 1998)Flash flood caused by torrential rains on 3 March 1998 killed 1,500 and destroyed 3,700 houses in Turbat.

Some common fire hazards are:

• Electrical systems that are overloaded, resulting in hot wiring or connections, or failed components
• Candles
• Smoking (Cigarettes, cigars, pipes, lighters, etc.)
• Equipment that generates heat and utilizes combustible materials
• Flammable liquids
• Fireplace chimneys not properly or regularly cleaned
• Cooking appliances - stoves, ovens
• Heating appliances - wood burning stoves, furnaces, boilers, portable heaters
• Electrical wiring in poor condition
• Batteries
• Personal ignition sources - matches, lighters
• Electronic and electrical equipment
• Exterior cooking equipment - BBQ
• Campfires

Aik Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview

Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha:

Sindhi se:

Ques : Taleem
Ans: B.A

Ques: Pakistan kab bana?
 Ans : Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Ques :  Pakistan ka PM kon hai?
Ans : Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.

Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye.

Pathan se:


Ques : Naam?
Ans : B.A

Ques :  Kab Paida huwe?
Ans: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Ques: Baap ka Naam?
Ans: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.

How a man withdraws cash from ATM:

1) Park the car

2) Go to ATM

3) Insert card

4) Enter PIN

5) Take money

6) Drive away-------------

How a woman withdraws cash from ATM:

1) Park the car

2) Check makeup

3) Turn off engine

4) Check makeup

5) Go to ATM

6) Hunt for ATM card in the purse

7) Insert card

8) Hit cancel

9) Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it.

10) Insert card

11) Enter PIN

12) Take cash

13) Go to car

14) Check makeup

15) Start car

16) Stop car

17) Run back 2 ATM

18) Take ATM card

19) Back 2 car

20) Check makeup

21) Start car

22) Drive for a mile & release d HANDBREAK ..........